Ugandan discovers great river in Europe

The discovery has created hysteria amongst the other African explorers who have now sped up their discovery missions.

Sir Milton Allimadi, the great, has discovered a brand new river in a large settlement known locally as London on his exploration of a large island off the western part of the European continent.

He has named the water body – River Gulu. Gulu of-course is a city in northern Uganda.

We hereby call for a statue to be erected in the capital and all the other big cities in Uganda and school curriculums updated immediately – before other Africans steal our glory.

Congratulations great Sir may you continue your expedition safely and do take care from the local savages.

We would also like to commend all the other African explorers making a name for themselves, their individual countries and discovering great things on other continents for us Africans to own.